Batman Parody: The Dark Knight is Confused

RAPPER NAH RAKISTA PAH! BATMAN ROCKS!

Manny Jokes

CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,
PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.
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Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!
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Quotes!
Quotes!
Quotes!
- Sigaw ni Manny nung tinatawag nya si coach Freddie Roach
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Hidden Soldiers.
- Sagot ni Manny nung tinanong sya kung ano ang World’s #1 Anti-dandruff shampoo


Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tau anu magandang name?

Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin…

“MANKY” Harhar.

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INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao

TACTICS - tunog ng orasan
PAYT - laban para sa Pinoy
TAYTOL - pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH - name ng dyowa nya?!
NO PEER - sponsor nya
MOTOR KID - pag-ikot nya sa Manila
CHECK IN - manok sa McDo
CORRUPT - pagsara ng mata
MURA LESS - nakalaban nya
WIT - timbang
WAWAWE - noontime show
DUET - gawin mo
L.A. - Leto Atsensya!
QUOTES - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!

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“Yah! I’m hurt. Not that really hurt…. But I’m not too much confidence and aggresive… I hope Philippine peoples enjoy and happy….”
- Pambansang Kamao: Manny Pacman Pacquiao

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Pacquiao: Doc, gusto ko magpalagay ng breast. Doc: (nagulat!) Pacquiao: breast sa ngepen, para umayos yung ngepen ko..

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“it’s one in one.” - tawag ni Manny Pacquiao sa H1N1…


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Campaign Manager- Sir, hindi nagpakita mga watcher natin!

Pacquiao- anong di nagpakita nandun sila!

Campaign Manager- eh di sila sir makita nang lawyers natin- mga naka-ID lang sir nang LDP/LP at NPC nandun nasan yung atin?

Pacquiao- yung watchers natin yun yung mga may black eye!

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-Sa Las Vegas-

Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?

Aling Dionisia: Soup

Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?

Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

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‘you iS!’

‘you is!’

‘you is!’

-siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa ‘you is!’

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“Ang ganda ng bigas!” Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Aling Dionisia kasamang kumakain ng breakfast sa San Francisco Marriott hotel kasama si pacman and his family. Yung cute na baby girl ni pacman patakbotakbo sa restaurant na naglalaro.Sabi ni aling Dionisia sa apo…Iha,ingat…MADAPAKA.

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” me seeds”

” me seeds”

” me seeds”

Sabi ni Aling Dionisia ng tumunog ang fon ni Manny.

” Manny! may me seeds ka”

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ALING DIONISIA, PACMAN and FREDDIE ROACH at a FANCY RESTAURANT

ROACH: Mrs. Dionisia EAT ALL YOU CAN, DONT BE SHY, FEEL AT HOME!!!

ALING DIONISIA: Anu daw nak??

PACMAN: Nay sabi nya KAIN KA LNG DAW NG KAIN!! WLA KA DAW HIYA!! KALA MO DAW BAHAY MO TO!!

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Dear ‘te…
Dear ‘te…
Dear te!!!
Sigaw ni Paquiao sa anak niyang naglalaro ng putik…

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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.

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C Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...

Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar...GenSan?
Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh...ang masasabii ku lang diyan ay...
Reporter: ano..?
Manny: ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa GenSan pero wala maxado umo-Order.

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Si Manny habang inimbita ni PGMA sa isang Hapunan...



GMA:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si GMA sa waiter.
Waiter: And you, Sir?
Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too

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I came...

I saw...

I conquered.

-Julius Ceasar

I shall return...

-Douglas McArthur

i will fight

iniwan

iniwer

initym

-Pacquiao

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Nung bata daw si Pacquiao nakipag-away daw ito sa iskul...

Boy: Bakit mo ako sinuntok?

Manny: E, tinawag mo akong chempanzi!

Boy: Last year pa yon! Abnoy!

Manny: Eh kanina ko lang nakita ang pecture ng chempanzi, bubo!

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Anak ni Manny Pacquiao: Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
Manny Pacquiao: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata!
Englisin mo yan!
Anak ni Manny Pacquiao: Paano?
Manny Pacquiao: KANG GUD!

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GENIE: Bbigyan kta ng 1 wish! Aling DIONISIA: Tlga? Gus2 q gumanda! ENIE: Buksan mong bote! A. DIONISIA: At gganda n aq? GENIE: Hinde, bbalik na lng aq!

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1 day......


pacquiao:heY!!!your depressed!!

bishop:huh?no,mister,im happy

pacquiao:no!!you must be depressed!!

b:?

p:you're in white you must be depressed!!

b:yes,im the priest cause im in white

p:that's what im looking for your depressed!!!!
you knoW?^^

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Manny: Pabili ng pilis.
Tindera: Ano po?
Manny: Pilis po!
Tindera: Ha? Dilis?
Manny: Hindi po, pilis po.
Tindera: Ano? Philip?
Manny: Pilis nga! Yung nudols.

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Jinky: Inday, kunin mo nga yung VOGUE magazine!
Manny: Mama, vogyu hindi vog.
Jinky: Naku, nakakahiya ka, vog ang tamang pag-pronounce.
Manny: o sige na nga VOG na, there’s no need to ARG.

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Waiter: Sir Manny, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8 slices?
Manny: Four na lang, masyadong marami yata kung eight. Baka di ko maubos.

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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.

Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh..

Manny: Talaga nay? Anu?

Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny-jinky)

For the Twilight Fans - Pattinson Panties

pacquiao vs cotto live stream

November 14, 2009 where the two awesome fighters Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao and Miguel Cotto will try their best to get the tittle .I’m sure you are looking for the Pacquiao vs Cotto Live Stream Where you can watch your bets for free.Well you came to the right place!The much anticipated fight of the year will be live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA.

Stay tuned as we get to bring you the latest on Manny Pacquiao vs Miguel Cotto fight! I'll try to post some links where you catch watch the fight online streaming and other alternatives to watch the Pacquiao vs Cotto fight live streaming. Websites that offers Pacquiao vs Cotto live streaming for free:

(to be updated)

Baby Beat it - Michael Jackson babies dancing

Henna Mo Din

Babala

Spocquiao

Laman ng Pinoy ref.

1. ketchup galing sa mcdo o jolibee
2. 1.5 coke bottle na tubig ang laman
3. bulok na kalamansi o kamatis
4. tirang kanin
5. tinola o sinigang na gelatin na ang sabaw
6. peanut butter, chizwiz o mayonaise na pwetan nalang ang laman.
7. cough syrup, tempra o vitamins para sa baby
8. cake sa box kasama ang tinidor o kutsilyo
9. cheese sa foil na brown na ang edges.
Kung meron ka ng mga sumusunod na ito.
Pinoy ka nga.
Congrats!

CQ

Jologs Pool Party

Escalator Fail

Hayden Kho Liquid Soap Dispenser

Hayden Kho Liquid Soap Dispenser (with hidden camera)

Ang Prinsipeng Duwag Dahil Wala Siyang Bayag

Ang Prinsipeng Duwag Dahil Wala Siyang Bayag

isang kwento mula kay Lola Basyang

Joker

Sizzler Grill Cafe

Whatta Combination

UtangNa!

GIN SACHET

Papahuli ba naman ang mga sunog baga . Bili na P10.00 lang.

Isang Ma Sobrang Cheezy na Poem

Mahal kita, todo todo

Walang break, walang preno

Mabangga man sa kanto

Ikaw pa rin ang mahal ko

Sa dahon ng gumamela

Sa bulaklak ng sampaguita

Doon mo makikita ang salitang “Mahal kita”

Mahal kita sa Tagalog

I love you sa English

143 sa Mathematics

Ewan ko lang sa Physics

Tubig is water

Ilog is river

Combine it together

I love you forever.

YELLOW PEDICAB

OMGWTFROTFL

Jollibeer

HAPPY HOUR NAH!

Nakatikim kana ba ng CHIMAY?

Kung nakatikim kana nang Kinse Anyos at GrandMa mas masasarapan ka pag natikman mo ang CHIMAY!

Sins That Will Bring Students To Hell

See You In Hell Peeps!..

Surfing To Baha

ECHO TO THE RESCUE

KATURSI

NOW SHOWING WALA DAW BAYAD!

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Bad Filipino Translations For English Movies

Black Hawk Down	Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
Dead Man’s Chest	Dodo Ng Patay
I Know What You Did Last Summer	Uyy…! Aminin!
Love, Actually	Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig
Million Dollar Baby	50 Million Pisong Sanggol (depende sa current exchange rate ng Pilipinas)
The Blair Witch Project	Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair
Mary Poppins	Si Mariang May Putok
Snakes On A Plane	Nag-Ahasan Sa Ere
The Postman Always Rings Twice	Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses
Sum of All Fears	Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat
Swordfish	Talakitok
Pretty Woman	Ganda Ng Lola Mo
Robin Hood, Men In Tights	Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
Four Weddings and A Funeral	Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly	Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone	Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
Click	Isang Pindot Ka Lang
Brokeback Mountain	May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala
The Day of the Death	Ayaw Tumayo (Ng Mga Patay)
Waterworld	Basang-Basa
There’s Something About Mary	May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria
Employee of the Month	Ang Sipsip
Resident Evil	Ang Biyenan
Kill Bill	Kilitiin sa Bilbil
The Grudge	Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
Nightmare Before Christmas	Binangungot Sa Noche Buena
Annie Hall	Ang Butas Ni Annie
Never Been Kissed	Pangit Kasi
Gone In 60 Seconds	1 Round, Tulog
The Fast and the Furious	Ang Bitin, Galit
Too Fast, Too Furious	Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
Dude, Where’s My Car?	Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?
Beauty and the Beast	Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya
The Lord of the Rings	Ang Alahero

Spidey!

Ano kaya ang nangyari kay Spiderman?


1. Nalaglag mula sa Building kse naka Rubber Shoes sya
2. May natapakan na saging kayat Nadulas
3. Rumaraket ng sayaw para kumita naman daw sya

Big Sale

Bili Nah Baka Maubusan ka!

Paparazzi

Ang tunay na Paparazzi ay maparaan hinde sumusuko at higit sa lahat manyakis

It's Joke Time

Honest
Namatay ang isang mister na babaero. Sa requiem mass, sinabi ng pari patungkol sa namatay, "an honest man, a good man, a family man" et cetera.

Binulungan ng biyuda ang panganay na anak. "Pakisilip mo nga ang kabaong kung ang daddy mo nga ang nasa loob!"

DVD
Pedro: soli ko tong nabili kong DVD
Juan: anong problema?
Pedro: walang picture saka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata ito
Juan: anong title?
Pedro: The Lens Cleaner

Multo
Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!

Comfuter
Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama
Maya-maya...
Inday: andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner...!!!

Banig
Thelma: Sabi mo dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh, bakit ako nabuntis?
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Thelma: Ginawa naming banig!

Bumbayin
Girl: Maganda ba ako?
Boy: Oo, kaya lang, Bumbayin ka
Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang bumbay ah? Tisay yata ito!
Boy: Oo nga, pero yung amoy mo, Bumbayin!










Boy: chocolate kba?




Girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü







Boy: hnd! negra ka kc.

Pacman Scandal Daw!

Medyo luma na itong issue na ito pero diko maiwasan balikbalikan . Nakaka ingit si pareng Manny hangang pangarap na lang atah ako hehe...

SINO ANG MYSTERY GIRL NA ITO?
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Happy Drug

Wow Pare Heavy.....

Baby Got Barack

President Obama looked as if he was checking out a girl at the G8 summit in Italy. Was Obama checking out Mayara Tavares? Tavares is just 16 and an activist for children and adolescents. Tavares hails from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

video

Credit to TMZ

Is this the ghost of Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson fans are up in arms after a ghostly apparition was caught on camera at the late star's Neverland ranch.

The image was captured whilst a camera crew filmed inside Neverland for a special edition of the Larry King Live show.

A shadowy figure can be seen crossing one of the corridors and appears to have its head tilted forward causing some to draw comparisons with Jackson's posture.

The alleged supernatural sighting is the latest in a string of bizarre Jackson rumours to sweep the internet following his death nearly two weeks ago including speculation that Jackson faked his own death and that he will be buried without his brain.

Do you think this is really the ghost of Michael Jackson? Could there be another explanation or perhaps another spectre is haunting the corridors of Neverland.

Ghost spotted(0:26)

Did you know...

Did you know... Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter b

Maraming Talagang Gago sa Mundo.

Mapapangiti ka kaya pag tinawag kang GAGO?
May isang tao na abot tenga ang ngiti sayo pag tinawag mo syang Gago.
Ang tatay nya ay Gago, Nanay nya rin ay Gago kaya sya ay isa ring Gago.
Iyan si Fernando Gago ng Real Madrid football player.
Sana Dumami pa ang lahi mo .

Motorcycle with Side Car

Knorrect own this motorcycle sidecars a gentleman from France. a Kawasaki-type motorcycle with a Citroën Xantia car as its, well, sidecar. He spent ten years, or an equivalent of 10,000 hours, along with approximately 15,000 euros to finish his masterpiece.

Bulilit Commercial - SPOOF VIDEO

Kung ganito dyunakis mo sarap sapakin hehe...

Michael Jackson Last Photo

King of Pop Michael Jackson 1958-2009

Pop icon Michael Jackson died Thursday after suffering a cardiac arrest as news spreads that the King of Pop is dead at 50.

He was taken to UCLA Medical Center and was pronounced dead at 2:26 p.m. local time.

Jackson was incredibly talented and will be forever remembered for his music.

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Tang Ina Nya

By: akuztikz

"Para sa mga 2 timer, babaero, manloloko, chickboy, playboy at feeling pogi "

Store Policy

Store Policy

CUSTOMER: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT: Do you have a dog?
CUSTOMER: Yes.
CHECKOUT: Where is he?
CUSTOMER: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.

The next day, the customer returns.
CUSTOMER: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT: Do you have a cat?
CUSTOMER: Yes.
CHECKOUT: Well...where is he?
CUSTOMER: He's at home!
CHECKOUT: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the customer returns.
CHECKOUT: What's in the sack?
CUSTOMER: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
CUSTOMER: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

Blind Driver

Four Stages Of Life

David Carradine Death Pictures on Thailand Newspaper

The family of the late actor David Carradine are reported to be outraged over a picture of his body published in a Thai newspaper.

A lawyer for Carradine’s family said that “The family is outraged about the release of these photos” and that the family sue for invasion of privacy and emotional distress if the David Carradine death photo is run in a United States publication.

Carradine’s cause of death is still unconfirmed. The body has been flown back to the United States and will be examined by a forensic pathologist for more details.

Thai have lost their decency in media publishing. Posting the photo of a dead man at his most inconvenient pose it is unethical. Even though Thai Rath website didnt post any photos, the prints were published. Others though say that ThaiRath photos were fake. How could this be reverted? Carradine family were so upset with Thairath.

- Source Site -

David Carradine’s Last Pictures

The 72-year-old was seen buying newspapers at All-American Newsstand, driving his maroon Jaguar to Office Depot to pick up supplies and purchasing flowers from a local market.

Carradine wrestled with suicidal thoughts long before his death in a Bangkok hotel. A 2004 interview was dug up by The Telegraph Newspaper, where Carradine admits he considered shooting himself.

Carradine said, “Look, there was a period in my life

when I had a single action Colt 45, loaded, in my desk drawer. And every night I’d take it out and think about blowing my head off, and then decide not to and go on with my life. Put it back in the drawer and open up the laptop and continue writing my autobiography or whatever. But it was just to see.”