Thursday, November 19, 2009

Manny Jokes










CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,
PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

Quotes!
Quotes!
Quotes!
- Sigaw ni Manny nung tinatawag nya si coach Freddie Roach

Hidden Soldiers.
- Sagot ni Manny nung tinanong sya kung ano ang World’s #1 Anti-dandruff shampoo


Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tau anu magandang name?

Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin…

“MANKY” Harhar.

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INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao

TACTICS - tunog ng orasan
PAYT - laban para sa Pinoy
TAYTOL - pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH - name ng dyowa nya?!
NO PEER - sponsor nya
MOTOR KID - pag-ikot nya sa Manila
CHECK IN - manok sa McDo
CORRUPT - pagsara ng mata
MURA LESS - nakalaban nya
WIT - timbang
WAWAWE - noontime show
DUET - gawin mo
L.A. - Leto Atsensya!
QUOTES - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!

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“Yah! I’m hurt. Not that really hurt…. But I’m not too much confidence and aggresive… I hope Philippine peoples enjoy and happy….”
- Pambansang Kamao: Manny Pacman Pacquiao

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Pacquiao: Doc, gusto ko magpalagay ng breast. Doc: (nagulat!) Pacquiao: breast sa ngepen, para umayos yung ngepen ko..

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“it’s one in one.” - tawag ni Manny Pacquiao sa H1N1…


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Campaign Manager- Sir, hindi nagpakita mga watcher natin!

Pacquiao- anong di nagpakita nandun sila!

Campaign Manager- eh di sila sir makita nang lawyers natin- mga naka-ID lang sir nang LDP/LP at NPC nandun nasan yung atin?

Pacquiao- yung watchers natin yun yung mga may black eye!



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-Sa Las Vegas-

Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?

Aling Dionisia: Soup

Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?

Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!


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‘you iS!’

‘you is!’

‘you is!’

-siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa ‘you is!’


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“Ang ganda ng bigas!” Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Aling Dionisia kasamang kumakain ng breakfast sa San Francisco Marriott hotel kasama si pacman and his family. Yung cute na baby girl ni pacman patakbotakbo sa restaurant na naglalaro.Sabi ni aling Dionisia sa apo…Iha,ingat…MADAPAKA.


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” me seeds”

” me seeds”

” me seeds”

Sabi ni Aling Dionisia ng tumunog ang fon ni Manny.

” Manny! may me seeds ka”


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ALING DIONISIA, PACMAN and FREDDIE ROACH at a FANCY RESTAURANT

ROACH: Mrs. Dionisia EAT ALL YOU CAN, DONT BE SHY, FEEL AT HOME!!!

ALING DIONISIA: Anu daw nak??

PACMAN: Nay sabi nya KAIN KA LNG DAW NG KAIN!! WLA KA DAW HIYA!! KALA MO DAW BAHAY MO TO!!

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Dear ‘te…
Dear ‘te…
Dear te!!!
Sigaw ni Paquiao sa anak niyang naglalaro ng putik…

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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.


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C Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...

Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar...GenSan?
Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh...ang masasabii ku lang diyan ay...
Reporter: ano..?
Manny: ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa GenSan pero wala maxado umo-Order.


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Si Manny habang inimbita ni PGMA sa isang Hapunan...



GMA:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si GMA sa waiter.
Waiter: And you, Sir?
Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too


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I came...

I saw...

I conquered.

-Julius Ceasar

I shall return...

-Douglas McArthur

i will fight

iniwan

iniwer

initym

-Pacquiao

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Nung bata daw si Pacquiao nakipag-away daw ito sa iskul...

Boy: Bakit mo ako sinuntok?

Manny: E, tinawag mo akong chempanzi!

Boy: Last year pa yon! Abnoy!

Manny: Eh kanina ko lang nakita ang pecture ng chempanzi, bubo!


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Anak ni Manny Pacquiao: Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
Manny Pacquiao: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata!
Englisin mo yan!
Anak ni Manny Pacquiao: Paano?
Manny Pacquiao: KANG GUD!

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GENIE: Bbigyan kta ng 1 wish! Aling DIONISIA: Tlga? Gus2 q gumanda! ENIE: Buksan mong bote! A. DIONISIA: At gganda n aq? GENIE: Hinde, bbalik na lng aq!


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1 day......


pacquiao:heY!!!your depressed!!

bishop:huh?no,mister,im happy

pacquiao:no!!you must be depressed!!

b:?

p:you're in white you must be depressed!!

b:yes,im the priest cause im in white

p:that's what im looking for your depressed!!!!
you knoW?^^


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Manny: Pabili ng pilis.
Tindera: Ano po?
Manny: Pilis po!
Tindera: Ha? Dilis?
Manny: Hindi po, pilis po.
Tindera: Ano? Philip?
Manny: Pilis nga! Yung nudols.

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Jinky: Inday, kunin mo nga yung VOGUE magazine!
Manny: Mama, vogyu hindi vog.
Jinky: Naku, nakakahiya ka, vog ang tamang pag-pronounce.
Manny: o sige na nga VOG na, there’s no need to ARG.

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Waiter: Sir Manny, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8 slices?
Manny: Four na lang, masyadong marami yata kung eight. Baka di ko maubos.

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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.

Dionisia:
Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh..

Manny:
Talaga nay? Anu?

Dionisia:
DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny-jinky)



Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

pacquiao vs cotto live stream


November 14, 2009 where the two awesome fighters Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao and Miguel Cotto will try their best to get the tittle .I’m sure you are looking for the Pacquiao vs Cotto Live Stream Where you can watch your bets for free.Well you came to the right place!The much anticipated fight of the year will be live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA.


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