Bad Filipino Translations For English Movies

Black Hawk Down	Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
Dead Man’s Chest	Dodo Ng Patay
I Know What You Did Last Summer	Uyy…! Aminin!
Love, Actually	Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig
Million Dollar Baby	50 Million Pisong Sanggol (depende sa current exchange rate ng Pilipinas)
The Blair Witch Project	Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair
Mary Poppins	Si Mariang May Putok
Snakes On A Plane	Nag-Ahasan Sa Ere
The Postman Always Rings Twice	Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses
Sum of All Fears	Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat
Swordfish	Talakitok
Pretty Woman	Ganda Ng Lola Mo
Robin Hood, Men In Tights	Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
Four Weddings and A Funeral	Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly	Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone	Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
Click	Isang Pindot Ka Lang
Brokeback Mountain	May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala
The Day of the Death	Ayaw Tumayo (Ng Mga Patay)
Waterworld	Basang-Basa
There’s Something About Mary	May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria
Employee of the Month	Ang Sipsip
Resident Evil	Ang Biyenan
Kill Bill	Kilitiin sa Bilbil
The Grudge	Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
Nightmare Before Christmas	Binangungot Sa Noche Buena
Annie Hall	Ang Butas Ni Annie
Never Been Kissed	Pangit Kasi
Gone In 60 Seconds	1 Round, Tulog
The Fast and the Furious	Ang Bitin, Galit
Too Fast, Too Furious	Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
Dude, Where’s My Car?	Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?
Beauty and the Beast	Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya
The Lord of the Rings	Ang Alahero

Spidey!

Ano kaya ang nangyari kay Spiderman?


1. Nalaglag mula sa Building kse naka Rubber Shoes sya
2. May natapakan na saging kayat Nadulas
3. Rumaraket ng sayaw para kumita naman daw sya

Big Sale

Bili Nah Baka Maubusan ka!

Paparazzi

Ang tunay na Paparazzi ay maparaan hinde sumusuko at higit sa lahat manyakis

It's Joke Time

Honest
Namatay ang isang mister na babaero. Sa requiem mass, sinabi ng pari patungkol sa namatay, "an honest man, a good man, a family man" et cetera.

Binulungan ng biyuda ang panganay na anak. "Pakisilip mo nga ang kabaong kung ang daddy mo nga ang nasa loob!"

DVD
Pedro: soli ko tong nabili kong DVD
Juan: anong problema?
Pedro: walang picture saka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata ito
Juan: anong title?
Pedro: The Lens Cleaner

Multo
Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!

Comfuter
Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama
Maya-maya...
Inday: andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner...!!!

Banig
Thelma: Sabi mo dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh, bakit ako nabuntis?
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Thelma: Ginawa naming banig!

Bumbayin
Girl: Maganda ba ako?
Boy: Oo, kaya lang, Bumbayin ka
Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang bumbay ah? Tisay yata ito!
Boy: Oo nga, pero yung amoy mo, Bumbayin!










Boy: chocolate kba?




Girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü







Boy: hnd! negra ka kc.

Pacman Scandal Daw!

Medyo luma na itong issue na ito pero diko maiwasan balikbalikan . Nakaka ingit si pareng Manny hangang pangarap na lang atah ako hehe...

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Happy Drug

Wow Pare Heavy.....

Baby Got Barack

President Obama looked as if he was checking out a girl at the G8 summit in Italy. Was Obama checking out Mayara Tavares? Tavares is just 16 and an activist for children and adolescents. Tavares hails from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

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Credit to TMZ

Is this the ghost of Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson fans are up in arms after a ghostly apparition was caught on camera at the late star's Neverland ranch.

The image was captured whilst a camera crew filmed inside Neverland for a special edition of the Larry King Live show.

A shadowy figure can be seen crossing one of the corridors and appears to have its head tilted forward causing some to draw comparisons with Jackson's posture.

The alleged supernatural sighting is the latest in a string of bizarre Jackson rumours to sweep the internet following his death nearly two weeks ago including speculation that Jackson faked his own death and that he will be buried without his brain.

Do you think this is really the ghost of Michael Jackson? Could there be another explanation or perhaps another spectre is haunting the corridors of Neverland.

Ghost spotted(0:26)

Did you know...

Did you know... Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter b

Maraming Talagang Gago sa Mundo.

Mapapangiti ka kaya pag tinawag kang GAGO?
May isang tao na abot tenga ang ngiti sayo pag tinawag mo syang Gago.
Ang tatay nya ay Gago, Nanay nya rin ay Gago kaya sya ay isa ring Gago.
Iyan si Fernando Gago ng Real Madrid football player.
Sana Dumami pa ang lahi mo .

Motorcycle with Side Car

Knorrect own this motorcycle sidecars a gentleman from France. a Kawasaki-type motorcycle with a Citroën Xantia car as its, well, sidecar. He spent ten years, or an equivalent of 10,000 hours, along with approximately 15,000 euros to finish his masterpiece.

Bulilit Commercial - SPOOF VIDEO

Kung ganito dyunakis mo sarap sapakin hehe...

Michael Jackson Last Photo

King of Pop Michael Jackson 1958-2009

Pop icon Michael Jackson died Thursday after suffering a cardiac arrest as news spreads that the King of Pop is dead at 50.

He was taken to UCLA Medical Center and was pronounced dead at 2:26 p.m. local time.

Jackson was incredibly talented and will be forever remembered for his music.

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Tang Ina Nya

By: akuztikz

"Para sa mga 2 timer, babaero, manloloko, chickboy, playboy at feeling pogi "

Store Policy

Store Policy

CUSTOMER: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT: Do you have a dog?
CUSTOMER: Yes.
CHECKOUT: Where is he?
CUSTOMER: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.

The next day, the customer returns.
CUSTOMER: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT: Do you have a cat?
CUSTOMER: Yes.
CHECKOUT: Well...where is he?
CUSTOMER: He's at home!
CHECKOUT: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the customer returns.
CHECKOUT: What's in the sack?
CUSTOMER: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
CUSTOMER: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

Blind Driver

Four Stages Of Life

David Carradine Death Pictures on Thailand Newspaper

The family of the late actor David Carradine are reported to be outraged over a picture of his body published in a Thai newspaper.

A lawyer for Carradine’s family said that “The family is outraged about the release of these photos” and that the family sue for invasion of privacy and emotional distress if the David Carradine death photo is run in a United States publication.

Carradine’s cause of death is still unconfirmed. The body has been flown back to the United States and will be examined by a forensic pathologist for more details.

Thai have lost their decency in media publishing. Posting the photo of a dead man at his most inconvenient pose it is unethical. Even though Thai Rath website didnt post any photos, the prints were published. Others though say that ThaiRath photos were fake. How could this be reverted? Carradine family were so upset with Thairath.

- Source Site -

David Carradine’s Last Pictures

The 72-year-old was seen buying newspapers at All-American Newsstand, driving his maroon Jaguar to Office Depot to pick up supplies and purchasing flowers from a local market.

Carradine wrestled with suicidal thoughts long before his death in a Bangkok hotel. A 2004 interview was dug up by The Telegraph Newspaper, where Carradine admits he considered shooting himself.

Carradine said, “Look, there was a period in my life

when I had a single action Colt 45, loaded, in my desk drawer. And every night I’d take it out and think about blowing my head off, and then decide not to and go on with my life. Put it back in the drawer and open up the laptop and continue writing my autobiography or whatever. But it was just to see.”