Twisted Eight

Obama Binladen Dead

2011-07-10T20:40:00.000-07:00

Hockey crowd sings after 8 year old's national anthem glitch

2011-01-13T05:27:00.000-08:00

Elizabeth Hughes, 8, made her debut signing the national anthem at an AHL Norfolk Admirals (the Tampa Bay Lightning's affiliate) game against the Connecticut Whale (New York Rangers' affiliate) last Friday night. Angelic voice, bundle of nerves ... and then after the words "gave proof," her microphone abruptly cut out.

What happened next might be something we've seen before at a sporting event, but that never lacks for inspiration (and maybe a misty eye or two). There's a moment around 1:30 into this clip that gives us hope for humanity:

An 8-year-old girl is about to suffer a moment of extreme embarrassment that's not of her creation. A woman in the crowd cackles at this moment; not laughs, cackles. You then hear someone "shoosh" those like her during the brief silence. You then hear the crowd pick up the tune in unison.

From Kim P., an Admirals season-ticket holder who sent over the clip:

The little girl did not lose composure at all and after a second the crowd took cue and started singing. But even the players were singing and did a stick tap at the end.

According to Elizabeth's mother Dorothy Shiloff Hughes (on YouTube), she was invited to sing at another Norfolk home game this season. Hopefully without incident; but if there is one, at least she knows hockey fans have her back.

Golden-Voiced Homeless Man Captivates Internet

2011-01-05T07:42:00.000-08:00

This clip speaks for itself -- literally. The Columbus Dispatch discovered a homeless man along Ohio's I-71 claiming to have "the God-given gift of voice." His name is Ted Williams, and he's an ex-radio announcer according to the note he scrawled on a piece of cardboard that he uses to solicit change from drivers. And wow, does Williams ever deliver for a dollar. Williams tells the Dispatch about his struggles, but thankfully "alcohol and drugs and a few other things" haven't diminished Williams' velvety vocal cords, and he says he's two years clean now.

"I have a god given gift of voice. I'm an ex-radio announcer who has fallen on hard times. Please! Any help will be greatfully appreciated. Thank you and God bless. Happy holidays," says Williams' roadside sign for help.

Like Williams, the radio industry has fallen on hard times in the past decade, but given the viral power of this video, we expect more than a few morning show and late-night appearances, and perhaps even a job, will be in Williams' near future. In fact, Reddit reports that Ted has already been tracked down by Columbus area radio show The Morning Zoo and will appear on tomorrow morning's show, so tune in!

How to undress quickly

2010-11-30T12:32:00.000-08:00

The Death Of The Nintendo Wii | The Blog of Death

2010-11-17T09:16:00.000-08:00

Meet Aki Higashihara. She might look like your typical Japanese pin-up with a blog and a smile, but she is anything but. This is the woman who could be killing the Nintendo Wii. The woman with the worst luck of all time. Here’s a rundown of her run-in with unfortunate events. Anyways, her blog isn't called THE DEATH BLOG without reason.
An ongoing legend circulating in the Japanese internet forums is regarding the Japanese celebrity Higashihara Aki (東原亜希). Currently 27 years old, she can be see on television in the role of variety shows, sports anchor.

What's remarkable about her, is that a great deal of the things she mentions or makes a remark about tends to meet an untimely demise and implode by sheer chance or bad luck within a timespan of roughly 3 months.

Back on January 16 of this year, she blogged this:

ameblo.jp/higashihara-aki/entry-10435521961.html

(translated In English)

Morning, while it's still warm.

I went to Tsuruoka Hachiman-guu in Kamakura~

So crowded!

But there was a Gingko store there.
So curious so curious

I wanted to eat Gingko~

Gingko!!

Though it may be most commonly seen in nutritional supplement pills in the United States, Gingko tree nuts are edible.

So two months after she blogs about gingko specifically at the Tsuruoka Hachiman-guu shrine specifically, the sacred gingko biloba tree topples in calm weather after surviving countless earthquakes and typhoons over the centuries.

Just a coincidence you say?
Check out this list before making any conclusions.

Becomes a campaign girl for the Dreamcast --> The Dreamcast is utterly defeated by the PlayStation 2.

Dates the Judo athlete Inoue Kosei who was virtually unparalleled in the world at the time, who then suddenly becomes fifth place in the Summer Olympics of 2004.

Attends the Kano Cup Judo World Grand Prix for the first time in Jan 2005, where Inoue Kosei tears his left pectoral muscle.

Every horse she selects in horse races, even horses heavily favored to win, always lost. Her record stands at 38 consecutive losses. Many jockeys come forward and ask her to not select them as her favorite.

2007/5, The top three horse she selected as her favorite all breaks bones one after another.

2007/7/1, on a talk show, jockey Take Koushirou jokingly asks her to pick any horse but his, and she responds with a joke that she'll write his name many many times in her notebook. 2007/9/9, Take falls off his horse with bruises all over, a broken rib and punctured left lung.

Jokingly mentions she'll write the names of all horses in her notebook (by then dubbed the Death Note) except her favorite, named Vodka. That year, equine influenza spreads in the Japan Racing Association stables forcing races for that year to be canceled. Vodka develops an inflammation of the ankles and cannot race as well.

2007/9/23, selects the most favored horse as the one she will bet on in the Kobe Newspaper Cup (horse racing). The record of 100% of most-favored horses winning for the past 10 years is blown away as the horse finishes in 12th place.

2007/12/23, after only 3 months as a regular host on the horse racing program "Super Keiba", the show is cancelled after a 20 year run.

Marries Inoue Kosei in 2008/1/15. 4/29, he loses out on the Judo championships and is not selected to represent Japan for the Summer Olympics.

Every contestant in the K-1 Kick boxing Grand Prix she has rooted for has been defeated.

2008/2/28, appeared in a promotional event for McDonald's --> The brown worm-like parasite Anisakis,Terranova is found from Fillet-O-Fish patties the following day.

2008/3/7 Mentions the snack Umai-bo on her blog --> 6/27, an Umai-bo factory burns down.

She used to be a campaign girl for the money lending firm DIC --> 2008/8/8 DIC goes out of business.

2008/8 The Japanese judo team at the Summer Olympics suffer their worst year ever. Higashihara was in attendance.

2008/8/15 A rival of Inoue who prevented him from going to the Olympics and is hated by Higashihara wins the gold medal.

2008/6/15 Attends a promotional event for a brand of milk at Aqua City Odaiba --> 2008/8/18 A fire at Aqua City Odaiba.

2008/8/17 Announces she will hold a wedding with Inoue Kosei at the Imperial Hotel in October --> A fire occurs at the Imperial Hotel.

2008/8/21 Higashihara returns to Japan --> The Japanese Women's Softball team defeats the United States for their first gold medal.

2008/9 The making-of of a commercial for Myojo ramens starring Higashihara is opened to reporters. --> 9/10 Parasites are found from Myojo instant yakisobas. 10/24 Traces of insecticides are found from ramen manufactured in a particular factory.

Becomes a campaign girl for Asahi Beer --> Asahi Beer loses it's lead in the beer market.

Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare --> The ministry is mired a series of scandals such as bureaucrats mentioning women as "baby-making machines" in discussing the declining birthrate, financial records of pensions are revealed to be a complete mess and some parts are irrecoverable.

Goes on vacation to South Korea --> The Korean Won plummets.

Sends a message of encouragement to fellow celebrity blogger Ogura Yuuko --> A fire erupts at one of the Yakiniku stores owned by Ogura.

Puts photos of a pizza she ate at the family restaurant chain Saizeriya on her blog --> A scandal where trace amounts of the poison melamin is found in Saizeriya pizzas occurs.

Writes comments of endorsement for a book. --> Publisher files for bankruptcy.

...and many many more

That’s pretty terrible.

Well this same woman has a blog that has become quite popular on the internet in Japan, especially due to the fact that everything she involves herself with seems doomed to failure.

Well she just took on Nintendo. It’s the latest addition to her blog.

She writes that she's playing Mario, and it looks like she bought the Wii Sports Resort bundle with the new Wii Remote Plus controller. This comes as Nintendo Wii sales slow drastically. Coincidence? Dun dun dunnnnn.

So what does this mean for Nintendo? Are the Kinect and Move really going to blow it out of the water? Can one woman’s run in with misfortune take down the gaming tycoon?

Bakit Mura Ang Cebu Pacific!

2010-11-10T11:36:00.000-08:00

Sampung dahilan kung bakit daw mura ang pamasahe ng Cebu Pacific:

1) OJT ng PATS lahat ng piloto nila. LOLz!

2) Walang libreng pagkain. Kahit mani. Kahit Boy Bawang. Kahit ano.

3) Hindi maganda ang makeup ng cabin crew. Pati nang mga boys.

4) Sosyal ang soap dispenser nila.

5) Umuusok ang aircon.

6) Binabawi nila ang natipid mo sa pamasahe sa presyo ng Chippy.

7) Sponsored ng Bench ang uniform nila hahaha

8 ) Me butas ang mga life vests. LOLz!

9) Pwedeng sabit parang jeep.

10) Mas sosyal pa ang resibo ng Starbucks kesa sa boarding pass nila! Wahahahaha!

HAVE A FUN FLIGHT!!!

JOKE LANG PO TOH! Credit to Greenpinoy

Jollibee As Traffic Enforcer

2010-10-02T12:29:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday \m/

2010-09-30T10:10:00.000-07:00

Happy BirthDay To All Octoberians!
Macky B, Eduardo S, Erik R, Kent B, Mark Allan B, Manel G, Khan V, Christian S, Ernie DP!

Mariah Carey slips and falls on stage live at Singapore

2010-09-27T14:48:00.000-07:00

Best Of Stop Motion

2010-09-24T10:09:00.000-07:00

DEADLINE post-it stop motion

stop motion whiteboard video

A Day Of Stop Motion

Painted Stop Motion video

Young Girl Falls Out Of Window

2010-09-18T16:43:00.000-07:00

SHOCKING: Young Japanese Girl Falls Out Of Window! We don't know what happened next, but please take care of your children and always close the window.

Nardang Putik | Super Lolo UFC | Rocky Nano

2010-09-15T13:23:00.000-07:00

Nardang Putik

Super Lolo UFC

Rocky Nano

Sexy Roast Chicken

2010-09-14T14:11:00.000-07:00

DC Universe Online - Cinematic Trailer [HQ]

2010-09-06T12:43:00.000-07:00

Backstory Revealed! Learn why the fate of Earth is in your hands! ESRB RATING PENDING May contain content inappropriate for children. Visit esrb.org for rating information and gameuber.com for latest game reviews.

“Today we dine in Hell!”

2010-09-02T13:34:00.001-07:00

Mac Guitar

2010-08-25T16:10:00.001-07:00

Serbian Special Forces

2010-08-24T18:57:00.000-07:00

USB lunchbox

2010-08-19T07:47:00.000-07:00

Another ingenius idea from the Thanko group of USB-loving inventors. You can now heat your food with this USB-powered lunchbox. No more cold soups or long walks to the microwave oven to zap your food in place.

Credit: thanko.jp

Future Laptop For Designers

2010-08-14T21:38:00.000-07:00

The device of the flexible display allows a new concept in notebook design growing out of the traditional bookformed laptop into unfurling and convolving portable computer.
By virtue of the OLED-Display technology and a multi touch screen the utility of a laptop computer with its weight of a mini-notebook and screen size of 13 inch easily transforms into the graphics tablet, which with its 17-inch flat screen can be also used as a primary monitor.
On top of everything else all computer utilities from power supply through the holding belt to an interactive pen are integrated in Rolltop. This is really an all-in-one gadget. Support by Schlagheck-Design

Credit: orkin-design.de

Candwich The Sandwich in a Can

2010-08-11T14:26:00.000-07:00

Straight from Creedmoor Psychiatric Center comes the "Candwich," your favorite sandwich...in soda can.

Great reasons to buy the Candwich.

* "Candwich is the perfect product for people on the go such as students, construction workers, soccer moms and outdoor enthusiasts."

* "Unique packaging offers protection while backpacking, camping, biking, and other activities."

* "Easy store display - does not require refrigeration."

* "Candwich has a long shelf life that is perfect for emergency food storage needs in the event of natural disasters."

* "Three great tasting products are available as single can, four-pack or case displays."

Image credit: Mark One Foods Corp

Super fast spray paint artist creates painting in 39 seconds

2010-08-10T07:29:00.000-07:00

PomeGranate Phone NS08 - Best Phone Ever!

2010-08-02T19:33:00.000-07:00

The Pomegranate phone is the ultimate all-in-one digital device, including phone, email
, full internet browsing, camera, video, MP3 player, GPS navigation.

Unique features:

A built-in projector
coffee brewer
shaver and harmonica
global voice translator

You can use it to make a fresh cup of coffee anywhere with the built-in coffee maker, watch movies or presentations up to a 72 inch screen size, speak any language you choose, shave and talk, and even play the phone as a harmonica.

The Pomegranate is full of amazing features, check out the official website http://www.pomegranatephone.com/ to learn more!

Video demo of PomeGranate Phone:

Real life size ‘Transformer’ made of bus parts

2010-07-30T10:30:00.000-07:00

In order to make this first British movie character “Bendy Bus Prime”, the Paramount has teamed up with prop and model-making company Propshop. Made from more than 100 original bus parts, this unique made in the UK stands 13 feet tall and took over 650 man hours to get the present shape.

Paramount’s home video unit played a great role in the making of this Real life size Bus- Transformer, and is created to celebrate the release of the Transformers Revenge of the Fallen on DVD and Blu-ray in the UK.

Credit: AtCrux

Top 10 Crazy Toys

2010-07-28T10:37:00.000-07:00

First Look at Microsoft Surface Computer

2010-07-23T06:29:00.000-07:00

The Idea

Microsoft Surface fundamentally changes the way we deal with digital content on a computer.

Instead of working with a dull mouse and keyboard, which is not very intuitive to all users, we will be using our hands and fingers to operate the Microsoft Surface.

We can grab data with our hands, move it around by performing simple gestures, and this even with multiple persons simultaneously.

All computers only have a single input device which is the mouse. The surface on the other hand is a full multi-touch device, supporting up to 52 touch points (that are a lot of mouses).

The Outside

The Surface itself it built as a small table, where the plate itself is the multi touch device.

Because it looks so natural, it can easily be included in various surroundings.

The surface of the Surface, is a kind of matted glass material, feeling really soft to the fingers, and allowing fast movement.

The viewing angle and brilliancy of the screen is made so a lot of users can have a clean image, when surrounding the table.

The Inside

The inside of consists of 3 major parts:

Near infrared camera’s
A computer
Rear projection system

In total, there are 5 camera’s monitoring the surface for movement tracking. The reason Microsoft uses 5 camera’s, is to solve field angle problems. Each camera monitors it’s own small area of the surface, resulting in better speed and resolution. It was also needed to get the table as low as it is now.

The camera’s themselves can read unlimited numbers of touch points on the surface. The limit of 52 is only set because of CPU processing limits.

The computer inside the Surface is a high-end machine, but runs on mainly conventional components. It is powered by a Core 2 Duo 2.13 Ghz CPU, and has 2GB of RAM.

The Operating System on the surface computer, is a standard non-modified Microsoft Windows Vista operating system. An extra layer is running on top of this windows vista, called the shell.

The read projection system, projects the computer’s image to the underside of the tabletop.

Communication

The Surface offer 3 ways of communication:

WiFi
Ethernet
Bluetooth

There are already sample application using the WiFi possibilities to automatically load content from a wireless device, if put on the Surface.

Development

To develop Surface application, there is a choice between Windows Presentation Foundation and XNA. Custom WPF control have been built to support the Surface specific interactivity.

The development can be done using the Microsoft Surface SDK, which integrates with Visual Studio 2008 and allows the developers to run a Surface Simulator to test the application locally on a windows vista machine.

Technical Specifications

Size: 108 x 69 x 54 CM
Weight: ca 90kg

Network:

IEEE802.11b
IEEE802.11g
Bluetooth 2.0
Gigabit Intel Network Adapter

I/O:

2 headphone jacks
6 USB 2.0 ports
RGB component video
S-VGA video (DB15 external VGA connector)
Component audio
Ethernet port (Gigabit Ethernet card [10/100/1000])
External monitor port
Bays for routing cables
On/Standby power button

Display:

Type: 30-inch XGA DLP® projector
ATI X1650 graphics card with 256 MB of memory
Maximum resolution: 1024 x 768
Lamp mean-life expectancy: 6,000+ hours

Computing System:

2.13-GHz Intel® CoreTM 2 Duo processor
Memory: 2 GB dual-channel DDR2
Storage: Minimum 250 GB SATA hard-disk drive

Credit: microsoft.com

Google has Sleep Pods at their offices.

2010-07-22T08:30:00.000-07:00

Google uses high-tech nap pods to keep employees energized

The product is made by Metronaps who say it is the perfect place to quickly and effectively enhance your energy.

Twisted Ceramic Figurines

2010-07-21T13:57:00.000-07:00

Credit: gearfuse.com

Catching Dinosaur Fish

2010-07-21T08:34:00.000-07:00

Catching Dinosaur Fish

National Geographic | MySpace Video

World's Largest Skateboard

2010-07-16T08:36:00.000-07:00

Jesus In Playboy

2010-07-09T06:25:00.000-07:00

Playboy cancels Portuguese edition after it features Jesus Christ among topless models.

Playboy magazine is to pull the plug on its Portuguese edition after it ran a photo shoot featuring Jesus Christ among topless models.

The spread was ostensibly a tribute to Nobel Prize-winning author Jose Saramago’s The Gospel According to Jesus Christ, but Hugh Hefner’s headquarters have reacted with outrage.

The pictures show a long-haired, glowing Jesus watching two models in a lesbian clinch, standing next to a prostitute and looking over the shoulder of a woman reading a book.

Controversy: Playboy magazine has pulled the plug on its Portuguese edition after it ran a shoot featuring Jesus Christ among topless models

A final, heavily tattooed woman, appears to have died in his arms.

Theresa Hennessy, Playboy Enterprises vice president of public relations told the Mail Online: ‘We did not see or approve the cover and pictorial in the July issue of Playboy Portugal.

‘It is a shocking breach of our standards and we would have not allowed it to be published if we had seen it in advance.

‘We are in the process of terminating our agreement with the Portuguese publisher.'

Saramago’s novel is a fictional re-telling of Christ’s life, depicting him as a flawed, human character.

It generated controversy among the Roman Catholic Church, who accused Saramago of depicting a ‘substantially anti-religious vision.’

However, other critics have praised it as a ‘deeply philosophical, provocative and compelling work.’

Wedding Photography Fail

2010-07-08T13:25:00.000-07:00

Paul the Psychic Octopus

2010-07-08T10:08:00.000-07:00

Spanish soccer fans saw their national team defy most predictions by beating Germany 1-0 in today’s semifinal match up. Little did they know, the Germans had already been defeated long before ever setting foot on the field.

For those unacquainted with the genius that is Paul the Psychic Octopus, he is a German national and undeniably the most clairvoyant cephalopod of our time. With a now overall record of 10 dead-on calls to 1 minor slip-up, Paul accurately predicted the outcome of all 5 of Germany’s world cup matches leading up to the game against Spain, so when he chose to eat the mussels from the box baring the Spanish flag over those from the German-marked one (don’t you dare question his methods) German fans everywhere knew Deutschland was kaput.

So what does the future hold for Paul? Assuming he can escape the wrath of his fellow countrymen, I think The Oracle of Oberhausen should explore his options in the world of finance. I know we could definitely use a stock picking octopus at my firm.

Germans react to octopus Paul predictions

PIGllow

2010-07-05T11:42:00.000-07:00

Waluhan

2010-07-02T11:12:00.001-07:00

Wanna ride with us?

Super Mario Played with the Help of a Violin

2010-06-27T07:43:00.000-07:00

Shocking Video ! Insane Teacher beats up a kid

2010-06-24T03:56:00.000-07:00

Houston’s Harris County Sheriff’s Office is investigating reports of a teacher beating a student at Jamie’s House Charter School — and the proof is in this shocking video.

For almost one full minute, 40-year-old special education teacher Sherri Davis appears to kick, pull and punch a 13-year-old student while classmates cheer and laugh. Captured by a student using a cell phone, here is the ugly, ugly proof of the incident.

Says a Jamie’s House school spokesperson, “Obviously when we saw the video there was no doubt that the teacher would be terminated.”

The teacher was placed on leave after the child’s mother notified school administrators of her son came home with bruises and a black eye, and was officially terminated on Monday.

While Jamie’s House is a charter school for students for disciplinary problems, the spokesperson said that no matter what the boy may have done to provoke the teacher, he didn’t deserve the physical assault from the teacher.

As a parent, what would you do in this situation? Do you think termination from her job is enough punishment for Sherri Davis, or should she be charged with assault, or more? What responsibility does the school’s administration have in all of this?
No results were found for houston student beaten by teacher teacher beating student video teacher beats student

Credit: kidglue.com

Best trial biker of the world

2010-06-23T10:19:00.000-07:00

The World Greatest Combat Fights! MANNY Vs. PACMAN

2010-06-23T08:24:00.000-07:00

Synchronized Fish Swimming

2010-06-23T08:17:00.000-07:00

Sweden Got Talent - Naked Dancers

2010-06-17T17:41:00.000-07:00

Marvel Vs. Capcom

2010-06-16T16:16:00.000-07:00

Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 E3 Trailer HD

MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3 - E3 Gameplay 1

Lego Printer

2010-06-10T16:27:00.000-07:00

Marriage Proposal Ideas

2010-06-10T16:14:00.000-07:00

Student falls asleep during Obama speech

2010-06-09T16:14:00.001-07:00

Earlier this week, President Obama gave a speech at Kalamazoo Central high school in Michigan. The school had won a contest brought the president to its town to speak at the graduation ceremony. But while Mr. Obama spoke about the value of hard work and the wonderful education each of the graduating students had earned, a young choir member seated two rows behind the president yawned repeatedly and eventually even nodded off.

The juxtaposition of the president's lofty words mixed with the student's need for sweet, sweet sleep was caught on video. The comedic clip has since made its way around the Web and the exhausted student has garnered quite a fanbase on Facebook. An unofficial group entitled "the guy sleeping behind obama at kalamazoo graduation" has nearly 4,000 members, and blogs across the Web have picked up on the snoozer's sudden fame. Searches on "sleeping student" and "obama sleeping graduation" both soared.

Below, a clip of the sleepy student. Please, try not to wake him.

Credit: Yahoo.com

Apple Unleashed The New iPhone 4

2010-06-07T23:57:00.000-07:00

Lakers vs Celtics Who Will Win?

2010-06-03T16:52:00.000-07:00

Who will win this year’s Larry O’Brien NBA Championship Trophy?

NBA Finals 2010 Celtics or Lakers ?

The Finals won’t be that boring after all. On the contrary, this could be the most interesting NBA Finals since the turn of the century as the Boston Celtics and the LA Lakers relive their rivalry over the hardcourt.

The first Finals match-up between the two teams started in 1959 when the Boston Celtics swept the then Minneapolis Lakers 4-0. For six more championships the Celtics defeated the Lakers in the 60’s. The era featured greats such as Bill Russell and Bob Cousy for Boston and Elgin Baylor and Jerry West for Los Angeles. In three of those NBA Finals (‘62, ‘66, and ‘69), the series went to seven games, with the Celtics winning each time.

In the 80’s, the rivalry was once renewed with the emergence of two more greats in the person of Larry Bird for the Celtics, and Magic Johnson for the Lakers. During this period, this rivalry took on many dimensions, such as East Coast vs. West Coast, Working class grit vs. Hollywood glitz, old tradition vs. air-conditioned luxury, and some believe white vs. black (the Celtics teams of the 1980s were predominantly composed of Caucasian players, while those of Los Angeles were mostly African American). In that era, the two teams met three times, with Celtics winning one in ‘84 and Lakers two in ‘85 and ‘87.

Fast-forward to the present, the two teams on their way to the Finals defeated last year’s contenders in their respective Conference Finals Titles. In this year’s Playoffs, the Celtics defeated the Pistons and Cavaliers while the Lakers defeated the Jazz and Spurs.

Then, on Thursday June 5, 2008, marks the continuation of the biggest rivalry in the history of the NBA. So far, the Celtics lead 8-2 against the Lakers in these two teams’ epic championship story.

The tandems Bird-McHale-Parish vs. Magic-Jabbar-Worthy are replaced with Pierce-Garnett-Allen vs. Bryant-Odom-Gasol.

The Boston Celtics and the Los Angeles Lakers are back in the NBA Finals 2010. In 2008 the Lakers were defeated in six games that paved the way for the Celtics to be the best team in the NBA because primarily of their three stars namely Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, and Paul Pierce. Meanwhile this is Lakers third NBA appearance in the last three years. Kobe Bryant knows how hard it was to suffer that defeat. Celtics vs Lakers live stream is scheduled on Jun 3, 2010. This is the NBA Finals and we should watch the Celtics vs Lakers live stream.

Pau Gasol two years ago was outplayed by Kevin Garnet but he improved a lot since. On the other hand, Rajon Rondo of the Celtics elevates his game and he is the person to be contained by the Lakers. The Lakers might place Kobe Bryant or Ron Artest on Rondo but who will guard Pierce and Allen? It would be tough for to Lakers to match the Celtics.

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New version Of Super Mario AZTIG!

2010-05-30T17:49:00.000-07:00

Super Ryu Bros.

M. Bison Bros.

Super Naruto Bros.

Super Godzilla Bros.

goku vs super mario bros Z

Battle Of The Titans

Cell Phone Popping Popcorn

2010-05-30T17:15:00.000-07:00

Amazing But Very True

Toddler Who Smokes Two Packs of Cigarettes Per Day!

2010-05-27T18:25:00.000-07:00

THESE are the first shocking pictures of smoking toddler Ardi Rizal - who throws tantrums if he can't puff 40 cigs a day.

Now he weighs 4st and trundles round on a toy truck blowing smoke rings - too unfit to run with other kids.

Mum Diana, 26, wept: "He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.

Ardi will smoke only one brand and his habit costs his parents £3.78 a day in Musi Banyuasin, Indonesia.

Officials have offered to buy the family a car if he quits.

But fishmonger Mohammed, 30, said: "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem.

Wanna Ride?

2010-05-26T18:09:00.000-07:00

Name: Pepito Manaloto

Bad Ass Bull Gores This Matador’s Chin

2010-05-25T19:13:00.000-07:00

He was lucky enough to have cheated death by millimetres when the beast he was tormenting rammed its horn straight through his chin and out through his mouth. Even if the bull was pierced with several banderillas and close to being killed when he seized his chance of revenge when Aparicio stunbled. Remarkably, the big, bad bull stepped back and his horn slipped out of the matador’s face as swiftly as it had entered. The medics on the ringside rushed to the scene to attend to the fallen matador and rushed him to the hospital where Aparicio’s life was saved after two operations. While the bull was dispatched by other matadors in the arena.

“[The horn] went though the tongue and penetrated the roof of the mouth, fracturing the jawbone,” one of the medics who worked on Aparicio told AFP news in Madrid.

So, it’s Bull - 1, Matador - 0

Big Catch

2010-05-19T18:18:00.000-07:00

The Real Big Catch

Official Marvel Vs Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds Announcement Trailer

2010-05-05T19:39:00.000-07:00

Fate of Two Worlds Announcement Trailer

Official Marvel Vs Capcom 3

Sige Matulog ka!

2010-05-05T17:38:00.000-07:00

Touchscreen Cell Phone Watch

2010-05-03T20:48:00.001-07:00

Mayweather vs Mosley Live Stream

2010-04-28T16:59:00.000-07:00

This May 1st at the MGM Grant in Las Vegas, Nevada. Shane Mosley will be fighting in the ring with Floyd Mayweather Jr. for the welterweight super fight where Mosley will be defending his title for the welterweight division against the unbeatable Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

This fight became possible when Mayweather became available after his agreement for a fight with manny pacquiao went to ashes. Both fighters agreed to fight each other but it’s the drug testing protocol that stopped the negotiation because Pacquiao camp did not agree on Mayweather’s camp Olympic style drug testing which is not a requirement under the NSAC.

Shane Mosley, on the other hand, was set to fight Andre Berto but Berto’s family was affected by the Haiti earthquake so he withdrew from the fight. Then, negotiations between Mosley and Mayweather’s camp began.

Mayweather has a 40 wins 0 losses with 25 KOs record in 5 division championships while Mosley has 46 wins, 5 losses and 39 KOs in 3 division championships. With their impressive records, the boxing fans are sure to get an exciting fight between two great fighters.

You can have an access with this fight as the United States and Canada have distributed this by the Integrated Sports Media for live viewing at cable and even satellite. PPV will be available at in Demand, DIRECTV, DISH Network, Avail-TVN, Viewer’s Choice and Bell TV. Or you can watch Mayweather vs Mosley live stream FREE but the quality of streaming is not good.

Time Is Gold

2010-04-10T17:57:00.001-07:00

Di baleng ma late wag lang absent sa trabaho.

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

2010-03-25T18:12:00.000-07:00

Pacquiao vs Clottey Live Stream

2010-03-13T16:59:00.000-08:00

Many said that this is a sure win for Manny Pacquiao. That's not just based on wild guess, it's based on statistics, predicted by many boxing critics, and most of all, it's Pacquiao's destiny to win this Welterweight bout. Shame on Pacquiao if he ever lose this match, really.

Pacquiao defeated Cotto, and Cotto defeated Clottey. So if this is just a mathematical equation, then Pacquiao will defeat Clottey.

Based on statistics because Pacquaio has already 50 wins, in which 38 of those wins are knockouts. On the other hand, Clottey has only 35 wins and 20 knockouts. But if this is the only factor of advantage, we still can't say that Pacquiao will defeat Clottey in this Welterweight Championship.

Anyway, we'll be updating this post and we'll post the live stream instructions for you to watch the Pacquiao vs Clottey live stream this March 13, 2010.

After the Pacquiao vs Clottey match, we'll be live streaming UFC 111 this 27th day of March 2010. The main event will feature a Welterweight bout of Georges St. Pierre and Dan Hardy.

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2010-02-15T08:02:00.001-08:00

Pepsi Beats Coke

2010-01-29T13:20:00.000-08:00

Chicken Run

2010-01-21T14:22:00.000-08:00

Close Up Smile

2010-01-12T13:17:00.000-08:00

Picture Crashers

2010-01-07T09:10:00.001-08:00

Gayness

2010-01-04T13:42:00.000-08:00

Batman Parody: The Dark Knight is Confused

2009-12-13T18:33:00.003-08:00

RAPPER NAH RAKISTA PAH! BATMAN ROCKS!

Manny Jokes

2009-11-19T12:18:00.000-08:00

CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,
PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.
—
Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!
—
Quotes!
Quotes!
Quotes!
- Sigaw ni Manny nung tinatawag nya si coach Freddie Roach
—
Hidden Soldiers.
- Sagot ni Manny nung tinanong sya kung ano ang World’s #1 Anti-dandruff shampoo

Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tau anu magandang name?

Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin…

“MANKY” Harhar.

--

INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao

TACTICS - tunog ng orasan
PAYT - laban para sa Pinoy
TAYTOL - pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH - name ng dyowa nya?!
NO PEER - sponsor nya
MOTOR KID - pag-ikot nya sa Manila
CHECK IN - manok sa McDo
CORRUPT - pagsara ng mata
MURA LESS - nakalaban nya
WIT - timbang
WAWAWE - noontime show
DUET - gawin mo
L.A. - Leto Atsensya!
QUOTES - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!

---

“Yah! I’m hurt. Not that really hurt…. But I’m not too much confidence and aggresive… I hope Philippine peoples enjoy and happy….”
- Pambansang Kamao: Manny Pacman Pacquiao

--

Pacquiao: Doc, gusto ko magpalagay ng breast. Doc: (nagulat!) Pacquiao: breast sa ngepen, para umayos yung ngepen ko..

--

“it’s one in one.” - tawag ni Manny Pacquiao sa H1N1…

--

Campaign Manager- Sir, hindi nagpakita mga watcher natin!

Pacquiao- anong di nagpakita nandun sila!

Campaign Manager- eh di sila sir makita nang lawyers natin- mga naka-ID lang sir nang LDP/LP at NPC nandun nasan yung atin?

Pacquiao- yung watchers natin yun yung mga may black eye!

-Sa Las Vegas-

Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?

Aling Dionisia: Soup

Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?

Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

‘you iS!’

‘you is!’

-siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa ‘you is!’

“Ang ganda ng bigas!” Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.

Aling Dionisia kasamang kumakain ng breakfast sa San Francisco Marriott hotel kasama si pacman and his family. Yung cute na baby girl ni pacman patakbotakbo sa restaurant na naglalaro.Sabi ni aling Dionisia sa apo…Iha,ingat…MADAPAKA.

” me seeds”

Sabi ni Aling Dionisia ng tumunog ang fon ni Manny.

” Manny! may me seeds ka”

ALING DIONISIA, PACMAN and FREDDIE ROACH at a FANCY RESTAURANT

ROACH: Mrs. Dionisia EAT ALL YOU CAN, DONT BE SHY, FEEL AT HOME!!!

ALING DIONISIA: Anu daw nak??

PACMAN: Nay sabi nya KAIN KA LNG DAW NG KAIN!! WLA KA DAW HIYA!! KALA MO DAW BAHAY MO TO!!

Dear ‘te…
Dear ‘te…
Dear te!!!
Sigaw ni Paquiao sa anak niyang naglalaro ng putik…

Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.

C Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...

Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar...GenSan?
Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh...ang masasabii ku lang diyan ay...
Reporter: ano..?
Manny: ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa GenSan pero wala maxado umo-Order.

Si Manny habang inimbita ni PGMA sa isang Hapunan...

GMA:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si GMA sa waiter.
Waiter: And you, Sir?
Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too

I came...

I saw...

I conquered.

-Julius Ceasar

I shall return...

-Douglas McArthur

i will fight

iniwan

iniwer

initym

-Pacquiao

Nung bata daw si Pacquiao nakipag-away daw ito sa iskul...

Boy: Bakit mo ako sinuntok?

Manny: E, tinawag mo akong chempanzi!

Boy: Last year pa yon! Abnoy!

Manny: Eh kanina ko lang nakita ang pecture ng chempanzi, bubo!

Anak ni Manny Pacquiao: Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
Manny Pacquiao: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata!
Englisin mo yan!
Anak ni Manny Pacquiao: Paano?
Manny Pacquiao: KANG GUD!

GENIE: Bbigyan kta ng 1 wish! Aling DIONISIA: Tlga? Gus2 q gumanda! ENIE: Buksan mong bote! A. DIONISIA: At gganda n aq? GENIE: Hinde, bbalik na lng aq!

1 day......

pacquiao:heY!!!your depressed!!

bishop:huh?no,mister,im happy

pacquiao:no!!you must be depressed!!

b:?

p:you're in white you must be depressed!!

b:yes,im the priest cause im in white

p:that's what im looking for your depressed!!!!
you knoW?^^

Manny: Pabili ng pilis.
Tindera: Ano po?
Manny: Pilis po!
Tindera: Ha? Dilis?
Manny: Hindi po, pilis po.
Tindera: Ano? Philip?
Manny: Pilis nga! Yung nudols.

Jinky: Inday, kunin mo nga yung VOGUE magazine!
Manny: Mama, vogyu hindi vog.
Jinky: Naku, nakakahiya ka, vog ang tamang pag-pronounce.
Manny: o sige na nga VOG na, there’s no need to ARG.

Waiter: Sir Manny, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8 slices?
Manny: Four na lang, masyadong marami yata kung eight. Baka di ko maubos.

Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.

Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh..

Manny: Talaga nay? Anu?

Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny-jinky)

For the Twilight Fans - Pattinson Panties

2009-11-18T14:08:00.001-08:00

pacquiao vs cotto live stream

2009-11-14T02:30:00.000-08:00

November 14, 2009 where the two awesome fighters Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao and Miguel Cotto will try their best to get the tittle .I’m sure you are looking for the Pacquiao vs Cotto Live Stream Where you can watch your bets for free.Well you came to the right place!The much anticipated fight of the year will be live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA.

Stay tuned as we get to bring you the latest on Manny Pacquiao vs Miguel Cotto fight! I'll try to post some links where you catch watch the fight online streaming and other alternatives to watch the Pacquiao vs Cotto fight live streaming. Websites that offers Pacquiao vs Cotto live streaming for free:

(to be updated)

Baby Beat it - Michael Jackson babies dancing

2009-10-01T10:43:00.000-07:00

Henna Mo Din

2009-09-30T09:57:00.000-07:00

Babala

2009-09-30T09:52:00.001-07:00

Spocquiao

2009-09-30T09:50:00.001-07:00

Laman ng Pinoy ref.

2009-09-30T09:49:00.001-07:00

1. ketchup galing sa mcdo o jolibee
2. 1.5 coke bottle na tubig ang laman
3. bulok na kalamansi o kamatis
4. tirang kanin
5. tinola o sinigang na gelatin na ang sabaw
6. peanut butter, chizwiz o mayonaise na pwetan nalang ang laman.
7. cough syrup, tempra o vitamins para sa baby
8. cake sa box kasama ang tinidor o kutsilyo
9. cheese sa foil na brown na ang edges.
Kung meron ka ng mga sumusunod na ito.
Pinoy ka nga.
Congrats!

CQ

2009-09-30T09:45:00.000-07:00

Jologs Pool Party

2009-09-30T09:35:00.001-07:00

Escalator Fail

2009-09-30T09:30:00.000-07:00

Hayden Kho Liquid Soap Dispenser

2009-09-30T09:23:00.001-07:00

Hayden Kho Liquid Soap Dispenser (with hidden camera)

Ang Prinsipeng Duwag Dahil Wala Siyang Bayag

2009-09-30T09:14:00.001-07:00

Ang Prinsipeng Duwag Dahil Wala Siyang Bayag

isang kwento mula kay Lola Basyang

Joker

2009-09-30T09:05:00.000-07:00

Sizzler Grill Cafe

2009-09-30T08:49:00.000-07:00

Whatta Combination

UtangNa!

2009-09-30T08:47:00.000-07:00

GIN SACHET

2009-09-30T08:40:00.001-07:00

Papahuli ba naman ang mga sunog baga . Bili na P10.00 lang.

Isang Ma Sobrang Cheezy na Poem

2009-09-30T08:34:00.001-07:00

Mahal kita, todo todo

Walang break, walang preno

Mabangga man sa kanto

Ikaw pa rin ang mahal ko

Sa dahon ng gumamela

Sa bulaklak ng sampaguita

Doon mo makikita ang salitang “Mahal kita”

Mahal kita sa Tagalog

I love you sa English

143 sa Mathematics

Ewan ko lang sa Physics

Tubig is water

Ilog is river

Combine it together

I love you forever.

YELLOW PEDICAB

2009-09-30T08:30:00.003-07:00

OMGWTFROTFL

Jollibeer

2009-09-30T08:20:00.001-07:00

HAPPY HOUR NAH!

Nakatikim kana ba ng CHIMAY?

2009-09-30T08:15:00.000-07:00

Kung nakatikim kana nang Kinse Anyos at GrandMa mas masasarapan ka pag natikman mo ang CHIMAY!

Sins That Will Bring Students To Hell

2009-09-30T08:06:00.000-07:00

See You In Hell Peeps!..

Surfing To Baha

2009-09-30T07:59:00.000-07:00

ECHO TO THE RESCUE

KATURSI

2009-09-24T14:39:00.001-07:00

NOW SHOWING WALA DAW BAYAD!

Erap Arhtro Advertisement

2009-08-28T12:40:00.000-07:00

Bad Filipino Translations For English Movies

2009-07-30T18:35:00.000-07:00

Black Hawk Down	Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
Dead Man’s Chest	Dodo Ng Patay
I Know What You Did Last Summer	Uyy…! Aminin!
Love, Actually	Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig
Million Dollar Baby	50 Million Pisong Sanggol (depende sa current exchange rate ng Pilipinas)
The Blair Witch Project	Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair
Mary Poppins	Si Mariang May Putok
Snakes On A Plane	Nag-Ahasan Sa Ere
The Postman Always Rings Twice	Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses
Sum of All Fears	Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat
Swordfish	Talakitok
Pretty Woman	Ganda Ng Lola Mo
Robin Hood, Men In Tights	Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
Four Weddings and A Funeral	Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly	Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone	Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
Click	Isang Pindot Ka Lang
Brokeback Mountain	May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala
The Day of the Death	Ayaw Tumayo (Ng Mga Patay)
Waterworld	Basang-Basa
There’s Something About Mary	May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria
Employee of the Month	Ang Sipsip
Resident Evil	Ang Biyenan
Kill Bill	Kilitiin sa Bilbil
The Grudge	Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
Nightmare Before Christmas	Binangungot Sa Noche Buena
Annie Hall	Ang Butas Ni Annie
Never Been Kissed	Pangit Kasi
Gone In 60 Seconds	1 Round, Tulog
The Fast and the Furious	Ang Bitin, Galit
Too Fast, Too Furious	Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
Dude, Where’s My Car?	Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?
Beauty and the Beast	Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya
The Lord of the Rings	Ang Alahero

Spidey!

2009-07-24T00:49:00.000-07:00

Ano kaya ang nangyari kay Spiderman?

1. Nalaglag mula sa Building kse naka Rubber Shoes sya
2. May natapakan na saging kayat Nadulas
3. Rumaraket ng sayaw para kumita naman daw sya

Big Sale

2009-07-24T00:47:00.000-07:00

Bili Nah Baka Maubusan ka!

Paparazzi

2009-07-24T00:40:00.000-07:00

Ang tunay na Paparazzi ay maparaan hinde sumusuko at higit sa lahat manyakis

It's Joke Time

2009-07-23T23:56:00.000-07:00

Honest
Namatay ang isang mister na babaero. Sa requiem mass, sinabi ng pari patungkol sa namatay, "an honest man, a good man, a family man" et cetera.

Binulungan ng biyuda ang panganay na anak. "Pakisilip mo nga ang kabaong kung ang daddy mo nga ang nasa loob!"

DVD
Pedro: soli ko tong nabili kong DVD
Juan: anong problema?
Pedro: walang picture saka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata ito
Juan: anong title?
Pedro: The Lens Cleaner

Multo
Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!

Comfuter
Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama
Maya-maya...
Inday: andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner...!!!

Banig
Thelma: Sabi mo dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh, bakit ako nabuntis?
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Thelma: Ginawa naming banig!

Bumbayin
Girl: Maganda ba ako?
Boy: Oo, kaya lang, Bumbayin ka
Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang bumbay ah? Tisay yata ito!
Boy: Oo nga, pero yung amoy mo, Bumbayin!

Boy: chocolate kba?

Girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü

Boy: hnd! negra ka kc.

Pacman Scandal Daw!

2009-07-19T20:29:00.000-07:00

Medyo luma na itong issue na ito pero diko maiwasan balikbalikan . Nakaka ingit si pareng Manny hangang pangarap na lang atah ako hehe...

SINO ANG MYSTERY GIRL NA ITO?
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Happy Drug

2009-07-16T16:43:00.000-07:00

Wow Pare Heavy.....

Baby Got Barack

2009-07-13T07:32:00.000-07:00

President Obama looked as if he was checking out a girl at the G8 summit in Italy. Was Obama checking out Mayara Tavares? Tavares is just 16 and an activist for children and adolescents. Tavares hails from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

video

Credit to TMZ

Is this the ghost of Michael Jackson?

2009-07-08T07:22:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson fans are up in arms after a ghostly apparition was caught on camera at the late star's Neverland ranch.

The image was captured whilst a camera crew filmed inside Neverland for a special edition of the Larry King Live show.

A shadowy figure can be seen crossing one of the corridors and appears to have its head tilted forward causing some to draw comparisons with Jackson's posture.

The alleged supernatural sighting is the latest in a string of bizarre Jackson rumours to sweep the internet following his death nearly two weeks ago including speculation that Jackson faked his own death and that he will be buried without his brain.

Do you think this is really the ghost of Michael Jackson? Could there be another explanation or perhaps another spectre is haunting the corridors of Neverland.

Ghost spotted(0:26)